me and my nonsense

gastrogirl:

raspberry and white cherry yogurt pops.

sandandglass:

If you’re feeling sad, look at these two pictures of an owl who befriended a mop.

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dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

#Reasons why I hate babies #they do this and everyone blames the pet

THE BABY SMACKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOU BLAMING THE ANIMAL

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renllybaratheon:

serpinsortia13:

tic-tac-bergerac:

thetasrose:

moonblossom:

hyperactivetardis:

thatdudejoey:

foggu:

teatime-brutality:

Has anyone seen my virgini-tea?

man this is all insani-tea

this is absurdit-tea

You guys are all having detrimental effects on my sani-tea

Is this reali-tea?

is this just fantas-tea 

these comments are quali-tea

you guys are showing a lot of stupidi-tea 

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thedevilswaiting:

The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.

The artwork is too great not to reblog. 

Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.

That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.

One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Han Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.

Holy shit

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best-of-funny:

lorathevamps:

estateofcait:

stepoffthemap:

I just love how they both look at each other before dancing!

She’s totally like, “oooh girl this my jam” and her twin is like “yea girl mine too!”

Awww

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buzzfeed:

The most spectacular wildlife photos of the National Geographic Photo Contest

astronomy-to-zoology:

Hawaiian Bobtail Squid (Euprymna scolopes)

…a small species of bobtail squid native to the waters of the central Pacific, and is most common off of the Hawaiian and Midway islands. Hawaiian bobtail squid are usually found near the bottom where they hunt and feed on a myriad of shrimp species. Like other bobtail squid E.scolopes has a light organ which functions due to a symbiotic relationship with the bacteria A.fischeri, the bacteria are fed on a solution by the squid and in turn help hide the squids silhouette with light. The squid are not born with these bacteria and must acquire them directly from the environment by using a mucus. Once the bacteria is inside the squid the bacteria is fed and helps the squid stay hidden via counter-illumination. Despite all the effort that the squid  goes through to collect the bacteria it jettisons most of them daily, via a process called venting. This is done because being bioluminescent is costly and it is far more efficient to simply expel the bacteria when the squid is resting and does not need them.

Phylogeny

Animalia-Mollusca-Cephalopoda-Sepiolida-Sepiolida-Sepiolidae-Sepiolinae-Euprymna-scolopes

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